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Jess. (:
Georgia.
Nick Carter.
Derek Hough.
demi lovato.
carrie underwood..

twitter.com/Jesssssx3:

    eggsbenedict:

    mrrobotico:

    princesuzuki:

    ryanjamesyezak:

    This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

    "Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

    (via joshpeck)

    — 2 hours ago with 158149 notes

    sexhaver:

    u-ok:

    how to crush a can of dr. pepper with slats of wood

    this video makes me angrier than anything else my eye is literally twitching right now

    (via christeeeen)

    — 2 hours ago with 5511 notes

    daintycakesonsugarplates:

    shavingryansprivates:

    I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THE SONG IS IN REVERSE BUT WHEN IT GOES BACK TO HIM HOLDING THE BURGER WITH HIS EYES ALL BIG HE SAYS “SETH PAPANO WILL SLICE THIS PACKNAH” 

    I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATH I SWEAR TO GO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS BECAUSE DEAR GOD I’M CRYING OH GOD.

    (via christeeeen)

    — 3 hours ago with 56837 notes

    m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

    Confused little baby

    (via joshpeck)

    — 3 hours ago with 29242 notes

    nicevagina:

    nuclearworld:

    Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

    Man has a lot of sex: God.

    Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

    Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

    society u ok

    i’m glad she included the flip side

    (Source: psychoalchemy, via elliegalaxies)

    — 3 hours ago with 219578 notes
    
Me running away from responsibility.

    Me running away from responsibility.

    (Source: allons-y-to-the-moon, via autumnfairytale)

    — 3 hours ago with 114035 notes

    "Paul, who named my burger anyway?"

    (Source: williamguarnere, via xo-april)

    — 3 hours ago with 62 notes

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    zombienationxo:

    I love puns.

    PUNS ARE THE BEST THING EVER :D

    (via fangirlamber)

    — 3 hours ago with 83355 notes

    samssamulet:

    the last one though lol

    (Source: amroyounes, via joshpeck)

    — 3 hours ago with 148017 notes